FAQs

Line-ups We only book the best comedians from the UK and international circuit, many of whom are stars of radio and television. The comedians only perform at the club a few times a year to ensure every show is different.  Please click on forthcoming shows for full listings.

The shows on the weekend run from 8.00pm until 10.30pm, doors 7pm. There are three comedians and a compere in each show.  The nightclub runs from 10.30 to 3am

The shows on Monday run from 8.30pm until 11pm, bar till midnight, doors 7.30pm. There are three comedians and a compere in each show.   There is no nightclub on a Monday.

Seating is theatre-style at weekends and a mixture of tables and theatre-style on a Monday.  Seats are pre-allocated and reserved for you until you arrive. Capacity of the venue is 150.The shows regularly sell out, so early booking is advisable.   We ask if you could arrive half an hour before show time and we’ll hold your seats until the show starts.

Dress code. Come as you are.  There are stairs at the venue and unfortunately no disabled access

Age 18+ plus for the comedy, 21 + for the nightclub
Nightclub the admission price on the weekend also includes entrance to the nightclub, which plays a mixture of classic floor fillers and the best new releases. It’s perfect for parties or couples, who want to laugh, eat and drink on board a boat.

Ticket Prices tickets are £12/10 at weekends and £10/8 on a Monday. (Click here to book)

Location The Tattershall Castle, Victoria Embankment, London SW1.  The boat is a recently refurbished paddle steamer, which is permanently moored on the embankment opposite The London Eye.

Tube  Embankment (200 yards from the station).  Come out of the tube facing the river, walk towards the Houses of Parliament for no more than 200 yards.

Train Charing Cross (400 yards from the station) walk out of the station onto Villiers Street down to the embankment, turn right towards the Houses of Parliament for no more than 200 yards.

Map Please click here for a map showing the location of the Tattershall Castle boat.

Drinks are pub prices. Food is available in the front bar at weekends. It’s best to arrive earlier, eat there and then come through.  On Mondays food is served at the tables in the club.  The current menu is at the bottom of this page.
For further information please call Christian or Ally on 07932 658895

Menu in the main bar:

Starters

Shares

Sandwiches, Ciabbattas & Wraps

Sandwich meal

Pastas

Salads

Main courses

Side orders

Desserts

Menu in the club on Monday