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Line-ups We only book the best comedians from the UK and international circuit, many of whom are stars of radio and television. The comedians only perform at the club a few times a year to ensure every show is different.  Please click on forthcoming shows for full listings.

The shows on the weekend run from 8.00pm until 10.30pm, doors 7pm. There are three comedians and a compere in each show.  The nightclub runs from 10.30 to 3am

The shows on Monday run from 8.30pm until 11pm, bar till midnight, doors 7.30pm. There are three comedians and a compere in each show.   There is no nightclub on a Monday.  

Seating is theatre-style at weekends and a mixture of tables and theatre-style on a Monday.  Seats are pre-allocated and reserved for you until you arrive. Capacity of the venue is 150.The shows regularly sell out, so early booking is advisable.   We ask if you could arrive half an hour before show time and we’ll hold your seats until the show starts.  If you have a seating preference please call us and we will do our best to help – 07932 658895

Dress code. Come as you are.  There are stairs at the venue and unfortunately no disabled access

Age 18+ plus for the comedy, 21 + for the nightclub
Nightclub the admission price on the weekend also includes entrance to the nightclub, which plays a mixture of classic floor fillers and the best new releases. It’s perfect for parties or couples, who want to laugh, eat and drink on board a boat.

Ticket Prices 
£13/11 at weekends for The Boat Show
£10/8 on a Monday
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Location for The Boat Show and Monday Club -The Tattershall Castle, Victoria Embankment, London SW1A 2HR.  The boat is a recently refurbished paddle steamer, which is permanently moored on the embankment opposite The London Eye.

Tube
  Embankment (200 yards from the station).  Come out of the tube facing the river, walk towards the Houses of Parliament for no more than 200 yards.

Train Charing Cross (400 yards from the station) walk out of the station onto Villiers Street down to the embankment, turn right towards the Houses of Parliament for no more than 200 yards.

Map Please click here for a map showing the location of the Tattershall Castle boat.

Drinks for both venues are pub prices. 

Food at weekends is available at the Tattershall Castle in the front bar. We are unable to allow food in the comedy club on Friday and Saturday, but please arrive earlier (we recommend an hour minimum), eat there and then come through. The front bar tables are available on a first come first served basis.

Here is a link to the current menu at the Tattershall Castle http://www.thetattershallcastle.co.uk/menus/ 

Food on Mondays is served at the tables in the club, with final orders at 8.15pm  For parties of 8 or more we recommend giving us a call re your food orders especially in Decemeber - 07932 658895

For further information on bar, food and buffet prices please call Christian or Ally on 07932 658895